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Blonde’s School Day

One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
The mother responds, “Very good honey.” The [...]

JFK Air Traffic Controllers

Mule in demand

One day, a farmer’s mother-in-law came down to his farm.
A few days later, she was killed when the mule on the farm kicked her.
Thousands of people from town who had heard about the death came to the poor lady’s funeral, some that the farmer didn’t even know.
A minister noticed this, came up to the farmer, [...]

Place to put the killers from Gitmo

Republicans plan to cut Social Security costs

American Pie

Actual news clipping: A teenager who tried to copy a scene from the hit file ‘American Pie’ by shagging an apple pie was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis.
Dwight Emburger, 17, couldn’t wait for the tasty pastry to cool down and after he slid in his pecker he was badly scalded [...]

30% of Texans believe humans and dinosaurs lived together

Tiger’s Apology

A Texan on holiday

A Texas farmer went to Australia on vacation.
There he met an Aussie farmer who took him on a tour of his farm.
The Aussie showed of his big wheat field and the Texan said, ‘We have  wheat fields twice the size of this.’
They walked around the farm a little  and the Aussie showed off his herd [...]